bit harsh

only take I could think of sorry

Garden State is one of the greatest films of the early 00s, and is perhaps one of the only films ever to portray a realistic depiction of what relationships are like.

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Woah

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a lot of his characters seem to have been living in scotland for a while

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Try something like Tomb Raider > Indiana Jones

oh dear :-1:

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Okay okay so… let me just say that (insert random shite horror film) is the best film ever made ever. You’re wrong! I’m right, fuck you etc etc.

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Paddington 2 was not a patch on the first

Come on, at least try to keep it vaguely believable.

that new tomb raider > last crusade

Might have agreed if you’d gone for Temple of Doom

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Under Siege is better than Die Hard.

oooooooh, not a chance but I like your chutzpah!

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The following directors are complete and total frauds:

David O. Russell
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
Noah Baumbach
Edgar Wright

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Wild Wild West is great fun and I cannot even begin to understand why it gets such a bad rap.

(Pun intended? I don’t even know anymore.)

The best Nightmare on Elm Street films are the ones that understand how ridiculous they are.

There has never been a single good superhero film and decades from now people will wonder why so many were made.

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He’s a chef on a boat that used to be an ex Navy Seal and he makes a bomb out of a microwave. Fuck has Die Hard ever done?

is it weird the one i instantly disagreed with was edgar wright

there’s no pretence to his films… you can dislike them but he’s not fraudulent

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Yeah, but Tommy Lee Jones being shit or Alan Rickman being amazing.

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Oh and Colin Trevorrrow. Especially Colin Trevorrrow.