I will be starting a thread shortly!!!
Emailing in sick is boring.
Call in. work yourself up about, practice your sick voice until you’re more into your new role than Daniel day Lewis and you’re that good at it you trick your body into getting iller
After I’ve woken up a bit more and had a shower
I would but my boss is in the US and I can’t maintain a persona for that long on this little sleep.
Ate a shitload at the weekend. Must do better today
Morning! It’s Mrs CCB’s birthday today gonna make some pancakes
So nervous about work I’ve got butterflies.
Ring now and say “wow sorry hank, I’m that delirious I forgot about the concept of time”
Really feel for you. Is calling in sick an option or just delaying the inevitable?
Now is not the time for your acid wit, kermothy.
Oh hes about to be here all day every day here comes hoogs!
I’m so psychic
h̻̺̀͘i̞̅ i can̯͈͂͋’͍̓t ć͙̻͎̽̽o̜̗̓́̇͟m̠͈̬̎̌͠e t̢̼̅̀ô̱̯͚̎̇ w̢̐o̙̼̘̎͝͡r͙̪̀̄k̖͉̳͗̇͐ ḭ̧̪͐̚͡’̘̑ṁ͎ s̰̥̅̚i̧̍c̟̕k̺͐
How dya like them apples
Done a bike. Off on Wednesday and Thursday. Weather is looking blimming glorious. Might make some cold brew?
Him indoors is on a call and I need to shower but I’ve just made a coffee so I’m just sat here eavesdropping really.
Out of interest what is your mozzy bite count looking like
Had loads a month or so ago.
I don’t think they really like me tbh.
I feel like I have a low key hangover this morning, despite having drunk no alcohol in well over a month.