#221

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#222

She’s flirting with us!

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#223

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PIPES

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#224

420 #blazeit

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#225

Pipe
P.I.P.E.
Person In Poisonous Enterprises
Poison

This lady is trying to poison us.

Draw the broadsword.

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#226

I always feel better when I’ve voted for a minority option, because then I don’t feel the responsibility when the top choice gets us killed.

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#227

She explains that she has just picked one of her golden flowers. There are ten golden petals on the flower, and you are told that if dipped in dog’s blood (!!!), each petal, plucked and thrown on the ground, will change into a Gold Piece. Mrs Pipe asks for any magic item, piece of armour or food (two portions of your provisions) in exchange for the golden flower.

  • Trade with Mrs Pipe then leave?
  • Do not trade with Mrs Pipe (but still leave)?

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#228

Have we got a dog in the backpack?

#229

Give her that cloudy marble. But ask for a vial of dog’s blood as well. Reckon that might be short supply.

#230

not even got a cudgel to kill the dog!!!

#231

Mrs Pipe is deffo a cat person.

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#232

Never mind the unlikelihood of petals turning into gold pieces, I don’t trust Mrs Pipe’s economics. If the flower is so special, why’s she ready to trade it for any old thing we have?

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#233

This sounds very far fetched.

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#234

throwing petals on the ground could take ages too. floaty twats

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#235

Sounds a right faff. Much easier to mug a dwarf.

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#236

Or whatever the Livingstone equivalent is of “passing Belle and Sebastian fan”.

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#237

Hang on, just throwing my magic petal on the ground

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#238

offer her the smeecret map

#239

can we fob that off as a magical item?

#240

smee is very magical, i’ve always said that about him

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