#241

NO TRADE, PIPE (you leave the shop and head west)

#242

There is another shop on the left side of the street. An iron grill over the window prevents you seeing what kind of shop it is. You try the handle on the door and it turns.

  • Enter the shop
  • Continue west

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#243

Look, law of averages. One of these interactions has to go in our favour eventually right?

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#244

FFS! I didnā€™t sign up for some shitty shopping simulator. Whereā€™s the damn adventuring at!?!?

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#245

Calm down, petal

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#246

Will love it if we manage to complete this by avoiding action at all times.

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#247

Letā€™s just meet our inevitable death at the end of the street so we can feel like weā€™ve accomplished something at least

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#248

The anti-sadpunk strategy

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#249

Clearly the method a world renowned hero would adopt

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#250

We donā€™t have a calm down petal. Oh god. Weā€™re going to die.

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#251

She does love avoiding action

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#252

not even shopping, just going in, refusing to buy anything, then immediately leaving. ADVENTURE!!!

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#253

just browsing mate

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#254

Guaranteed weā€™re going to find ourselves in a room almost drowning in dogs blood, and all we need to get out is some gold coins. Fucked it, lads

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#255

City of Window Shoppers

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#256
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#257

Youā€™ve heard of the term high street robbery before ā€¦

#258

sorry guys, Iā€™m off to a beer garden. Enjoy your shopping trip.

PAUSE!

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#259

They need a Rishi Sunak style stimulus plan. Half price on all magical flowers with alchemical properties.

#260

You sit your ass back down