“Steve mate, can you just hold this wardrobe while I perform an absolutely beautiful rendition of your all-time favourite song which will somehow shine new light on all the aspects you were so familiar with but in a way that makes you love it even more”
You’re not gonna clap in that scenario once the performance has finished?
My gig-pint-clapping protocol is to slap the back of my neck. Not sure when I started it and I’ve got some strange looks for it but I’m a committed neck slapper now. I guess it helps that I have a big stupid neck and no hair.