“Steve mate, can you just hold this wardrobe while I perform an absolutely beautiful rendition of your all-time favourite song which will somehow shine new light on all the aspects you were so familiar with but in a way that makes you love it even more”
You’re not gonna clap in that scenario once the performance has finished?
when I’m at a gig and I have a pint my applause consists of me clapping my hand against my upper thigh/leg. it’s difficult to say for certain but I’m pretty sure this makes very very little sound.
My gig-pint-clapping protocol is to slap the back of my neck. Not sure when I started it and I’ve got some strange looks for it but I’m a committed neck slapper now. I guess it helps that I have a big stupid neck and no hair.