Class Clown

I’ve just done an audit and it seems we have no designated Class Clown.

The Class Clown will work alongside the Class President providing amusing reposts to his or her general “squareness” and “stuffiness”. Other duties include armpit farting, soggy moggy administration and general tomfoolery.

Applications in writing below. 5pm deadline.

I nominate marckee

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I’m holding out for the “bully/ jock” position

WHOA LOOK AT ME

(puts whoopee cushion underneath the OP and does a sort of jump in the thread)

AY CARUMBS

DO THE BRUTEMAN MAN

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Also I have a slingshot

I would like to apply for the position of Murderer of the Class Clown

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@smee did you authorise this thread?

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Quit clownin around.

Send in

The clowns

Those laffy

Daffy clowns

send in those soulful and doleful

Schmaltz-

By-the-bowlful

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Clowns

Send in

The clowns

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No clown with true class would nominate themselves.

Honk honk

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We have carefully appraised all the candidates and are happy to offer the role as a jobshare to @manches and @kermitwormit.

MB will fulfil clowning duties on Mondays and Wednesdays
KW will clown on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

There will be no clowning on Weekends or Fridays.

Class Clowns will only clown on their allocated days, clowning outside these days may result in a reduction of clowning privileges.

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Only just got this joke

I really am a fucking clown

Bwah bwah bwah bwaaaahhhh

I was called a class clown on many an end-of-year report.