Classic Lines You've Never Said But Would Like To


#1

I want to tell someone, in response to some admission or other…

“That, my friend, will be your undoing”.


#2

Bye book.


#3

Touch move your fucking shits


#4

Fucking hell, MILLISECONDS from a dupe post.

I Wonder Simply Wear A Hat


#5

Look buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma? She shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.


#6

#7

“Everything the light touches is our Kingdom”


#8

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes


#9

Hey [insert name], remember when I said I’d kill you last? I LIED"


#10

“You’re a real piece of work, you know that?”


#11

Think you could use these one quite easily


#12

You know we are not so different you and I


#13

Server, in a cafe: And what would you like, sir?
Me: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, please.


#14

When I try to picture this scenario in my mind, the “me” is comic book guy from The Simpsons


#15

Would love to shout “SECURE THE PERIMETER” at someone at least once in my life.


#16

I got your number off the bathroom wall.


#17

Release the hounds!


#18

Follow that taxi!


#19

They mostly come out at night, mostly.


#20

Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn’t us