Classic Lines You've Never Said But Would Like To

I want to tell someone, in response to some admission or other…

“That, my friend, will be your undoing”.

Bye book.

Touch move your fucking shits

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Fucking hell, MILLISECONDS from a dupe post.

I Wonder Simply Wear A Hat

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Look buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma? She shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.

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“Everything the light touches is our Kingdom”

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Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

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Hey [insert name], remember when I said I’d kill you last? I LIED"

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“You’re a real piece of work, you know that?”

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Think you could use these one quite easily

You know we are not so different you and I

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Server, in a cafe: And what would you like, sir?
Me: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, please.

When I try to picture this scenario in my mind, the “me” is comic book guy from The Simpsons

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Would love to shout “SECURE THE PERIMETER” at someone at least once in my life.

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I got your number off the bathroom wall.

Release the hounds!

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Follow that taxi!

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They mostly come out at night, mostly.

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Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn’t us

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