Classic Lines You've Never Said But Would Like To


I want to tell someone, in response to some admission or other…

“That, my friend, will be your undoing”.


Bye book.


Touch move your fucking shits


Fucking hell, MILLISECONDS from a dupe post.

I Wonder Simply Wear A Hat


Look buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma? She shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.



“Everything the light touches is our Kingdom”


Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes


Hey [insert name], remember when I said I’d kill you last? I LIED"


“You’re a real piece of work, you know that?”


Think you could use these one quite easily


You know we are not so different you and I


Server, in a cafe: And what would you like, sir?
Me: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, please.


When I try to picture this scenario in my mind, the “me” is comic book guy from The Simpsons


Would love to shout “SECURE THE PERIMETER” at someone at least once in my life.


I got your number off the bathroom wall.


Release the hounds!


Follow that taxi!


They mostly come out at night, mostly.


Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn’t us