Classic Lines You've Never Said But Would Like To

I think he’d go full jemble and add ‘m’lady’ to the end.

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“I’d buy that for a dollar”.

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You have 20 seconds to comply

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FOLLOW THAT CAR

WHERE’S MY BURRITO?

Can I cum on your tits, mate?

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I have probably said that about 1,500 times… a little more than Bring forth the guillotine.

“Oh, I’m gonna have your job, shithead.”

GET TO THE CHOPPER

I’ve never even been in a helicopter, let alone encouraged anyone else to make use of one.

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If you were cooking with friends or family it could work

PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR AND GET READY TO DIE

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The free ferry service in Brisbane was called the City Hopper.

Every time I’d see someone running to try and catch it I’d say “Get to the Hopper”.

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Good afternoon, and thanks for calling the Nando’s Peri Peri Hotline. My name is Joe, how can I help?

Oh no sorry I have said that one

Is there a thread with people asking about your time working for the peri peri hotline? I have questions but don’t want to derail this thread.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEERE

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You all know you can just say these things right?

“So passes [name] son of [name].” while watching a friend in flames jump off a cliff.

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What’s that from?

UKIP unPC words lecture

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