I think he’d go full jemble and add ‘m’lady’ to the end.
“I’d buy that for a dollar”.
You have 20 seconds to comply
FOLLOW THAT CAR
WHERE’S MY BURRITO?
Can I cum on your tits, mate?
I have probably said that about 1,500 times… a little more than Bring forth the guillotine.
“Oh, I’m gonna have your job, shithead.”
GET TO THE CHOPPER
I’ve never even been in a helicopter, let alone encouraged anyone else to make use of one.
If you were cooking with friends or family it could work
PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR AND GET READY TO DIE
The free ferry service in Brisbane was called the City Hopper.
Every time I’d see someone running to try and catch it I’d say “Get to the Hopper”.
Good afternoon, and thanks for calling the Nando’s Peri Peri Hotline. My name is Joe, how can I help?
Oh no sorry I have said that one
Is there a thread with people asking about your time working for the peri peri hotline? I have questions but don’t want to derail this thread.
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEERE
You all know you can just say these things right?
“So passes [name] son of [name].” while watching a friend in flames jump off a cliff.
What’s that from?
UKIP unPC words lecture