Classic Simpsons quotes updated for this wretched modern era

#1

Bart: I’ll have a Mark Reckless with Mike Hookem and Paul Nuttall on the side.
Marge: Bart! We’ve only been here two minutes and I’m already disgusted by your behaviour.
Bart: I was just ordering a UKIPburger, Mom. They have violent names for everyone here.

(something something something the Clash appearing and singing 'We’re a Farage band, we come from Farage land)

#2

great thread!

#3

Absolute state of this

#4

Subscribe me to bonestorm or go to hell!

#5

Lisa needs braces
Obamacare!
Lisa needs braces
Obamacare!

#6

Is there a word for something that’s the complete opposite of funny? The Germans must have one, at least.

#7

The students are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colour settings from the interactive whiteboards.

I WARNED YA!! Didn’t I warn ya!? That colour setting was forged by Lucifer himself!!

#8

You don’t win friends with threads like these

#9

I sure wouldn’t want to be Nigel Farage right now

#10

TRUMP! (Bart)

#11

Rascar capac!

#12

Old man yells at cloud storage

#13

If only the far right (sugar) was as sweet as you

#14

I swithered between him and Cutts the Butcher

#15

Tried to call one of my old bands that (Rascar, not cutts). Outvoted :frowning:

#16

Look at Eric actually joining in

#17

haha ‘joining on’

#18

haha he’s edited it but it doesn’t cover the humiliation!

#19

#20

No, Mr. Simpson, that’s sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I’ll yell so loud the whole country will hear
HOMER: With a man in the White house? Not likely! Hahahahahaha