Classic Simpsons quotes updated for this wretched modern era


#1

Bart: I’ll have a Mark Reckless with Mike Hookem and Paul Nuttall on the side.
Marge: Bart! We’ve only been here two minutes and I’m already disgusted by your behaviour.
Bart: I was just ordering a UKIPburger, Mom. They have violent names for everyone here.

(something something something the Clash appearing and singing 'We’re a Farage band, we come from Farage land)


#2

great thread!


#3

Absolute state of this


#4

Subscribe me to bonestorm or go to hell!


#5

Lisa needs braces
Obamacare!
Lisa needs braces
Obamacare!


#6

Is there a word for something that’s the complete opposite of funny? The Germans must have one, at least.


#7

The students are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colour settings from the interactive whiteboards.

I WARNED YA!! Didn’t I warn ya!? That colour setting was forged by Lucifer himself!!


#8

You don’t win friends with threads like these


#9

I sure wouldn’t want to be Nigel Farage right now


#10

TRUMP! (Bart)


#11

Rascar capac!


#12

Old man yells at cloud storage


#13

If only the far right (sugar) was as sweet as you


#14

I swithered between him and Cutts the Butcher


#15

Tried to call one of my old bands that (Rascar, not cutts). Outvoted :frowning:


#16

Look at Eric actually joining in


#17

haha ‘joining on’


#18

haha he’s edited it but it doesn’t cover the humiliation!


#19


#20

No, Mr. Simpson, that’s sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I’ll yell so loud the whole country will hear
HOMER: With a man in the White house? Not likely! Hahahahahaha