#46

What is stopping people getting a cleaner tho?

#47

Money? Lack of cleaners?

Not wanting to pick up your dirty underwear off the bathroom floor the days they come round?

#48

incorrect piss ice dagger

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#50

answers are touch, move your fucking shits!

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#52

How big is said property your making me think it is massive. Surely a cleaner should be good at finding stuff?

#53

actually, I think I’d rather hire a tidier than a cleaner. Cleaning’s fine: tidying is unbearable.

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#54

ooo! all the books are on the bookshelf wrong! papers on the sofa! Cups in the corner!

not interested

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#56

this is almost exactly right. Also: please rearrange the medicine drawer and work out a better place to store the pizza peel.

And: DON’T OPEN THAT CUPBOARD.

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#57

Don’t need one at the moment. Live in a 2 bed flat and it’s easy to keep clean. I’d personally feel a bit ashamed of myself if I couldn’t keep my own flat clean to be honest. This isn’t an injunction or an expectation for others to feel the same.

If circumstances changed and a) I got a massive house (haha) or b) me and my wife got more demanding jobs that required much longer hours then I’d consider it for sure.

One thing I am absolutely not doing is my own ironing. Dry cleaners round the corner can take care of all that.

#58

Just don’t iron. There’s literally no need

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#59

i mean, there’s no “need” but you don’t half look silly in a super creased shirt

#60

Not at the moment. I wear a shirt under a jumper every day like the bog bloody standard middle management spod that I am. But if I got a job where wearing a suit or something smarter every day was necessary I am neither a) wearing an unironed shirt or b) ironing my shirts/trousers myself. I HATE it.

#61

Pizza peel is flat down the side of our laundry basket full of craft stuff in the utility room if that is any help?

#62

If you work in an office that requires suits / shirts, you have to iron them. The trick is to have a job where you can rock up in t-shirts and jorts like me.

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#64

A little. Thanks.

#65

Yup. Wife hates them.

#66

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#67

Exactly like him except I’m buffer.

#68

Goes without saying mate

#69

Nah man. Shirt straight out of the washing machine as soon as it finishes and hang it up. Zero creases

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