Cleaning your anus

Do you actually get up and in your anus when you’re showering? I don’t but I think I’ll start

  • I do
  • I don’t
  • I don’t, but good idea

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My finger might dip into the crater but the sphincter won’t stretch any.

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Might need to clarify what you mean here - do you mean your anus or the first few cms of your rectum?

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Depends how bored I am.

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Everybody knows you’re not a proper Dr.

Thought it was the same thing tbh. Just the entrance. Like when you put a Hula Hoop on your finger.

If any of you dirty fuckers don’t clean your anus then you are a disgrace

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Neither is Dr Pepper but much like me it’s still loved the world over.

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The anus is the ringpiece. The rectum is internal.

The ringpiece gets a good scrubbing. The inside doesn’t.

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Imagine having sex with a non-anus washer

:nauseated_face:

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I’m talking the inner wall of the Hula Hoop.

• remove shower hose from holder
• Change the shower head function onto Blastoise Megastream mode
• clean the bottom

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That’ll be the sphincter.
It’s starting to get a bit sexual now.

Everything’s gone butts mad on here in the last 24 hours! Obviously, clean your butts, you nasty fools

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Quiet, dirty bum

The other day I removed the head entirely for a cheap thrill. Water went right up my nose like a hosepipe in summertime. Would recommend.

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Blastoise Mode is the only way to true cleanliness.

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Sorry Kerms, I’m sure you have a lovely clean bottom

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Hi Ruffers.
Are you playing AQoS?

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