Cleaning your anus

Only if you’re wearing a mask.

You could eat your dinner off it. In fact I’d welcome it. (pm if interested)

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What you serving?

YOUR dinner I said. YOUR dinner.

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My dinner is gonna be one of those napalm vindaloos I’ve read about today. You still in?

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Then run over your own anus?

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Hi I’m Amy and I’m an ass eater

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guys jesus, we might have 3 months to go. pace yourselves

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Jacket potatass

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Justin Analingus

Well, with a bit of practice.

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Can’t imagine how bad the regrowth itch with this would be

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Right hand in karate chop position
Keeping hand in that position, start with right index finger next to top of crack, run it down and round to sack.
Rinse hand.
Repeat until right index finger emerges from above steps clean and fresh.

No internal cleaning. One way traffic at all times.

Might start conditioning my bum hair, blowdry, maybe get a bit of styling wax on theres

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I’d get Anton from Love Island’s mum to do mine.

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If you’re wiping your arse correctly then there should be no need. You wouldn’t put a clean plate in the dishwasher?

I recommend a couple of cotton wool buds moistened with saliva up there before you pull your trousers back up. Get them inside, jiggle them about a bit, jobs a goodun

You shouldn’t put anything sharper than your elbow up your arse.

You wouldn’t steal a car

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