Clip round the ear thread


#1

I’m in my early twenties, so I do silly things and don’t really seem to get told off for them anymore. In this thread, I would like it if the forum elders could chastise us for any misdemeanours.

For example, I cycled home drunk last night. I’ve said to myself I would stop doing it, but I keep doing it.


#2

This is what happens if you don’t get round to it…


#3

I bet he was a right tosser at school


#4

What would have happened if you’d swerved in front of a car Billy?


#5

I’m waiting.


#6

You’re right. I not only put myself in danger, but also others. I promise I won’t do it again.


#7

He was definitely the kid that was always snitching on people for minor harmless rule-breaking, wasn’t he.


#8

At least he’s consistent.


#9

I’d like to believe you but you’re always making the same mistakes. When are you going to be more like your sibling? Christ.

I’m going out for a drink. 'be the death of me i swear to fucking god.


#10

I would happily give this berk a clip around the ear. Repeatedly.

"Of course I regret breaking the limit but there’s nothing I can do now. I don’t want to break the speed limit in the first place but I can’t guarantee it won’t happen again.

"I haven’t been done driving over 100mph, I haven’t been done driving recklessly.

“Speed limits are there to be adhered to but it’s not like I’ve gone and broke the limit by double the speed or an excess that would mean an immediate ban.”


#11

Fucking hell


#12

This article has just led me to discover that England’s Paul Konchesky now plays for Billericay Town - blimey…


#13

Yup. Along with Jermaine Pennant, Jamie O’Hara (who was charged this week with assaulting a teenager at a Leatherhead v Billericay match last season) and former Wolves man Kevin Foley.