Cockney Rhyming Slang thread

Umbilical cord / social board

Cat’s eyes / No replies

Smees / Knees

Only a sea front would make a thread like this.

Fatima Whitbread / MC Shit Thread

5 Likes

Music thread / all the dread

Amusing, nearly / How good was it, really.

john obi mikel / gbol

1 Like

More royal knees / oh god no please!

Radiohead/rating thread

Not very bleak / it’s post of the week!

Faces and heads / selfie threads

China plate / M9

1 Like

Exploding like a pussy zit / Exploding like a pussy zit

Berk…

Bit of a whiff / wolfcastle.gif

Oi Oi Saveloy!/ OI OI SAVELOY!