Cod Reggae

[hesastopsiiiiign]

I’m fascinated by the car crash of certain artists belief that they can “do” reggae. It’s always a disaster.

Inspired by the awfulness of this post

a collection of covers so offensive in their execution that it boggled the mind

Fake patois, fake patois, even Vanilla Ice did a fake patois [Buffalo Soldier]

Post some more examples in here please!

Perhaps the most egregious

Steven Seagal (featuring Lady Saw): Strut ("fan" made music video)

[chadders]

Sole

[jordan_229]

Ha(r)d d(r)ock

[Funkhouser]

Eelectronica

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[TKC]

Sid Owen - Good Thing Going (TOTP 7th July 2000)

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Drum n Bass

[Steved]

Can’t remember who played this in Music League but it’s too awful not to like.

Des laids des laids

[Funkhouser]

Roetown

[hesastopsiiiiign]

This is the good stuff

[coinin]

Blues hark

[Octobadger]

Dabstep

[Gert]

D'yer Mak'er - Led Zeppelin (1973)

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Mr. Policeman

[mark_h]

Paul Nicholas, Reggae Like It Used To Be

the title too man

[Dayrider]

Nemo

[Rodion]

GIMMIE SOME REGGAE

[mark_h]

i apologise:

Ukip Calypso

[hesastopsiiiiign]

That one is painful. Big Steve Martin vibes

The Jerk Gettin Rhythm

[Steved]

Even Damian Marley couldn’t save this Dave Stewart/Mick Jagger/Joss Stone vanity project

SuperHeavy - Miracle Worker