Coffee Wankers: Assemble - Advice Thread

coffeewankers
connoisseurs

#1

Had a night of tapas and cocktails on Saturday and had to buy some coffee beans for the martinis. So I now have a bag of beans and thinking about buying a coffee grinder rather than continuing to use ready ground cafetiere-type stuff.

Pros? Cons? Thoughts? Suggestions?


#2

I grind my own beans. It’s fine.


#3

I get beans and grind them. It’s nicer than preground


#4

Grinder for life


#5

pros-
better coffee

cons-
none


#6

Thought you were happily married!!!


#7

Point me in the direction of a good coffee grinder pls


#8

#9

I cannot be arsed to grind my own beans


#10


#11

Lovely cut-back from 'toes and ruffers calmly strokes home the tap-in :soccer: :goal_net:


#12

you don’t need anything fancy


#13

You could use them to fill maracas and then have a Mexican themed party. The next morning you would then have ground beans for your coffee as well as having bean able to create sweet music.


#14

am i right in thinking though you want one that actually grinds rather than chops with a blade?

if you respond please also bear in mind that:


#15

Lost me there


#16

yeah, small electric “grinders” are bullshit

you want a burr one really

this will do


#17

Now you too can pay actual money to turn making a coffee into manual labour


#18

think pestle & mortar vs stick blender

definitely spelled pestle all wrong there haven’t i


#19

oooh i only hand-grind my analogue beans while wearing my waistcoat and listening to mumford and sons


#20

mate if you’re gonna be a coffee wanker you may as well do it properly