Coffee Wankers: Assemble - Advice Thread

coffeewankers
connoisseurs
#1

Had a night of tapas and cocktails on Saturday and had to buy some coffee beans for the martinis. So I now have a bag of beans and thinking about buying a coffee grinder rather than continuing to use ready ground cafetiere-type stuff.

Pros? Cons? Thoughts? Suggestions?

#2

I grind my own beans. It’s fine.

#3

I get beans and grind them. It’s nicer than preground

#4

Grinder for life

#5

pros-
better coffee

cons-
none

#6

Thought you were happily married!!!

#7

Point me in the direction of a good coffee grinder pls

#8
#9

I cannot be arsed to grind my own beans

#10

#11

Lovely cut-back from 'toes and ruffers calmly strokes home the tap-in :soccer: :goal_net:

#12

you don’t need anything fancy

#13

You could use them to fill maracas and then have a Mexican themed party. The next morning you would then have ground beans for your coffee as well as having bean able to create sweet music.

#14

am i right in thinking though you want one that actually grinds rather than chops with a blade?

if you respond please also bear in mind that:

#15

Lost me there

#16

yeah, small electric “grinders” are bullshit

you want a burr one really

this will do

#17

Now you too can pay actual money to turn making a coffee into manual labour

#18

think pestle & mortar vs stick blender

definitely spelled pestle all wrong there haven’t i

#19

oooh i only hand-grind my analogue beans while wearing my waistcoat and listening to mumford and sons

#20

mate if you’re gonna be a coffee wanker you may as well do it properly