Collaborative story

#1

Lets write a story together. I’ll start.

‘It was a dark and stormy night. The famous man sat at his laptop and logged in the DiS messageboard…’

#2

penis darkness penis darkness

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#3

Read the title of the Thursday Filth thread.

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#4

He’d recently had success with his vegetable patch.

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#5

Although, of course, they weren’t to know that

#6

So he decided to share. Overshare, if the truth be told. Unperturbed by his newness, he set about explaining the murderous events that had led him to his garden success.

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#7

The end.

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#8

Or was it?

He began typing. ‘Where you end, I begin’…

#9

While listening to the end is the beginning is the end by the smashing pumpkins

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#10

MC Shit Thread

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#11

jordan_229 turned up. He smelled of BO as usual, had gravy stains on his clothing and was carrying a bag of empty Carlsberg Special Brew cans. “Here MC dick’ead shitthread blah blah can i borrow ya WiFi I need to post some snark on this internet forum”

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#12

is this MPBH?

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#13

Bit defensive

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#14

Said Lawrenson to Hanson.

#15

Yeah.

#16

holding out hope its not him because it would be a bit sad if it was

#17

Not sure who else it would be? Not really obt’s style.

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#18

I’m clearly too naive. Was well looking forward to a lil silly story. In fairness it was pretty rubbish tho

#19

, she said as she screwed up the paper.

What was that all about, she thought, Ophelia had said that automatic writing was the key to the soul… a means of navigating the labyrinthine depths of the self.

Yet, she thought now, idly twirling her hair, this only raises more questions…

She was distracted in her reverie by a knock at the door

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#20

Yeah, it is him innit.

Fucks sake.

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