Really? Is that you’ve not been to one that doesn’t sell both, or you’ve never seen one which doesn’t sell kebabs as well as fish?

I might have to start a new thread.

I sometimes say kebabby, not sure where I got it from though. Think it might be a thing.

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Certainly all the ones I can remember going to have the doner and chicken meat on the go as well as fish, pies, etc

spent this morning arguing with a guy who takes his taste in music very, very seriously that Jaden Smith’s album is one of the best albums of the decade. if anyone sees me getting slagged off on the prog rock equivalent of DiS let me know

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I was expecting:

Colleague 3: Bet it’ll go on strike and refuse to run!

or eat itself.

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This is what you meant…

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Swear it’s a thing here in South Wales, and I have definitely said it before myself.

Our colleagues in Denmark are coming over to visit us next week:

Colleague: ‘we should get pastries and make them bacon sandwiches’
Me: ‘hmm, sounds like cultural appropriation to me’
Colleaue: ‘is that a good thing or a bad thing?’

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Someone at work talking about an expedition someone he knows is going on and remarks “Why would anyone go to Africa?”

New, recently graduated office temp: “my friend has just started her own glitter company and has 15 thousand people following her already”.
A man called Keith who has toiled miserably at the company for 20 years and doesn’t have an internet connection at home: “ok”

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Department email:

“The next spontaneous pay-day drinks is scheduled for 18th May”

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The lashes will continue until the spontaneous binging improves.

“I think all these smartphones they’re supposed to be bringing us together, but I think ironically they’re pushing us apart”.

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It just wasn’t that impressive.

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Smartphones, smartphones will tear us apart, again.

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Do you work with Charlie Brooker?

shyguy works with Banksy

Do you have to sprint round to the other side of the counter to collect your order and make it back without any of the staff touching you?

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‘call me daddy’
I do not call him daddy