#228

Oh no. When my love of a good pun comes up against my hate for the Collins it’s like asking a calculator to divide by zero. I’m worried if I think too much about this I’ll fall over and stop working.

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#229

Lycheesy like Sunday morning?

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#230

YES! Now there’s a time-appropriate pun I can enjoy without ‘ERROR’ flashing up on my eyeballs.

#231

Would suit a milder sauce I reckon

#232

Yeah given the amount of chillis I put into the batch last night I don’t think it’ll be all that Lycheasy…

#233

I really really really really really really lychees

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#234

That’s the way (Uh Hur Uh Hur) I Lychee (Uh Hur Uh Hur).

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#235

Would I lychee to you baby
Would I lychee to you
(OH YEAH)

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#237

She says “It’s not you - it’s me
I need a little time, a little space
a place to find myself again
you know?”
Oh yes, I know a goodbye when I hear it
She smiles but her heart’s already out there
Walking down the street
She says
“I don’t want nobody else
I love you”,
She’s lychee

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#239

Ain’t no doubt it’s plain lychee.

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#240

I’m enjoying this lychee pun action but it’s the currently untitled Cherry/Plum sauce that really needs a devastatingly clever bit of wordplay for a name. The whole business could depend on it.

#241

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I Lychee

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#242

With Aplum

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#243

I’M YOUR CH-CH-CH CHERRY PLUM

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#244

My wife’s suggestion is

‘Cherry Maguire Show Me The Plummy’

I love her

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#245

Ooh that’s clever. I’ve been trying to squeeze both fruits into the same pun all morning and come up with nothing. Well played Mrs Chegg!

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#246

Cherry’n’plum World of Adventure

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#247

Oof. It’s a stretch but I admire the effort!

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#249

i respect you for letting me down gently

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#250

So I tried Version A of the Lychee Libre sauce.

I am become death, destroyer of tongues.

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