#19

I only had to give them details to two credit cards, my NI number and a picture of my cock.

#20

ah the old cock identification method

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#21

I’m going to repressurise my own boiler, because I cba getting someone in. Pray for Ruffers, but maybe celebrations later?

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#22

You will be fine as long as you have the ability to turn something, watch a dial and turn it back before it hits red. I have faith in you.

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#23

Right yeah I’ve done it.
And I’ve got through to the final interview stage of a job I’ll likely hate but quite need atm, so celebrations are probably afoot.

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#24

All the way to the top. No point pissing around with 1 bar or whatever. You do want hot water don’t you?

#25

Always wanted a water feature tbf.

#26

Do you want to come round to mine to watch Inside Number 9 tonight with @japes ? That is where the party is at.

#27

Absolutely! I’ll bring crisps

#28

I think he’s out clubbing tonight. @crisps ?

#29

*@crisps

#30

Fuck off

#31

Up high
to the side
down low

TOO SLOW!

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#32

I now have hot water. Hurrah. Would anyone like some tea (with shower water)?

#33

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#34

Epimer’s looking well

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#35

Don’t think that shade of green suits me, tbqfh.

#36

Yes mates, I’ll be having it fucking large, as per.

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#37

Today I would like you to commiserate with me, please.

Driving home from a distant meeting yesterday I rounded a corner going 40mph (which was the speed limit), there was a lorry parked blocking virtually the whole lane. It was masking a traffic calming island which I proceeded to hit with my front tyre which went pop. Then started changing it in the pouring rain only to see that I had destroyed the back one as well. Had to get the AA to stick an additional spare on and follow me to a garage. Two tyres (19") ain’t cheap. Reconciled myself with it. Today I find out that I have also fucked the alloy! ~£550 down. Fuck. Here’s a diagram of the action.

#38

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

I’m sorry this happened to you, friend