Come up with fake song names for bands/artists

Radiohead (EP - Release date TBA)

  1. You’ll Live To Regret That
  2. House Divided
  3. Alls Fair
  4. Simulacrum
  5. Batten Down The Hatches
  6. 2 particle
  7. As The Crow Flies
16 Likes

2 particle :joy:

At The Drive-In - Orontes EP

  1. Endorphin Evacuated
  2. Placate the Midwife
  3. Surgeon Inverted
  4. Phallic Embolism
20 Likes

Can’t imagine them covering Rory Gallagher tbh

1 Like

Sun Kil Moon

  1. Room Service in Utrecht
  2. My Fork Was Dirty
  3. John Bonham
  4. Bergen
  5. I Miss My Cat
  6. I Lost My Wallet in Walmart
  7. Track 7
  8. Marvin Hagler
20 Likes

Morrissey - The Last of England (2020)

  1. Goodbye Bravery
  2. Say Halal to Cruelty
  3. I Am So Pretty
  4. What You Say Isn’t Interesting
  5. Enid Blyton’s Grave
  6. San Francisco Is My Home
  7. The Wind and The Rain
  8. Stop Saying My Name
  9. I Know What I’m Talking About
  10. Lies, Damned Lies and Half Truths
36 Likes

Belle & Sebastian - The Secretary’s Birthday Party

  1. Around The Corner
  2. Caroline Prays
  3. The Hare & The Tortoise
  4. Inner Workings
  5. The Crossword Boy
  6. The Towpath
  7. Your Bravery Will Kill You
  8. The Retirement Gift
  9. Bucharest Disco
  10. My Pal Samantha
16 Likes

Burial

  1. Influx daydream
  2. Wireless
  3. A room full of utensils
  4. Come on over
  5. We shall become
  6. Free shipping
5 Likes

Boards of Canada - Art. Intelligence EP

A line on a map
Revolving bivalve(s)
Virtual solution for an imagined problem
Circular oblong tangental
Z recumbent

4 Likes

The Rolling Stones - Twilight Years

  1. Still Keepin’ On
  2. Baby’s Gone
  3. Devil’s New Shoes
  4. The Red Window
  5. Stay Lucky
  6. Pamela & Sally
  7. Airplane Blues
  8. Mercedes Benz (Janis Joplin cover)
  9. At The End Of The Day
  10. Never Gonna Stop
13 Likes

Burial

  1. Brixton
  2. Confide
  3. Streetlight
  4. North Junction
  5. Back Home
  6. Distant Siren
4 Likes

Updated version of a Mogwai one I did ages ago:

  1. Dome Of Discovery
  2. Zombie Morelos
  3. Too Wee For The Coca-Cola Rollercoaster
  4. Clydesdale Wank
  5. Burning JK Rowling Effigy
  6. Rooked By A Puggy
  7. Nigel Farage Question Time Massacre
  8. Better Together
  9. Sport Socks (2 For 1 Pound)
  10. Gonnae No Dae That
17 Likes

Half Man Half Biscuit

  1. No Sex Please We’re Skittish
  2. Fulking Escarpment Blues
  3. Dart of Harkness
  4. Egrets, I’ve Had a Few
  5. The Rime of the Andre Marriner
  6. Screw Them Let’s Go To Nymans
  7. Buddy System
  8. Jackknifed in Abersoch
  9. Pleading Eyes Kerridge
  10. The Dill on the Floss
  11. Flat Roof Truthers
18 Likes

Rednex - Rebooting That Joke

  1. Worse Than The Strokes
  2. A Jobby That Floats
  3. England’s Ben Stokes
  4. Nine More To Go
  5. No Fire Without Smoke
  6. Soap on a Rope
  7. On a Boat with the Pope
  8. Oh God I Can’t Cope
  9. Lame Nineties Trope
  10. Hope That You Choke
  11. BoJo Prorogued
  12. Murder She Wrote
  13. Nowt Queer As Folk
5 Likes

Reckon it’s only a matter of time before they do this one.

3 Likes

:smiley: :smiley:

2 Likes

The silver Mt zion tra la la orkestra and ragged choir of ruined angels sings thee long march towards the end of hope.

  1. climbing upwards in distant places
  2. drone bombs bomb drones on God’s shattered highways
  3. forgotten ponies still neigh (raise our voices together forever)
  4. reprise of everything
  5. and so you finally face the mirror of Amerika
9 Likes

Rage Against The Machine - Fan The Flames (2020)

  1. Venezuelan Pistols
  2. Praxis Of Evil
  3. Line In The Sand
  4. City’s Ablaze
  5. Ballad Of The Zapatista
  6. Nitroglycerin
  7. Incendiary Daydream
  8. Church Of The Lost Souls
  9. Blood Is Thicker Than Water, Oil Is Thicker Than Blood
  10. Sunset In Nicaragua
6 Likes
1 Like

Sufjan Stevens: The Iowa Tiger

  1. The Hawkeye State!
  2. The Little House on the Tallgrass Prairie
  3. The Iowa Tiger
  4. Piping Plover, Why Are You Crying?
  5. Interlude for the Western Prairie Fringed Orchid
  6. Keokuk, on the Mississippi River
  7. Sweet Child of Des Moines
  8. Song for the Boone and Scenic Valley Railroad (or, the Rod of Moses)
  9. Herbert Hoover
  10. I Lift My Eyes To The Loess Hills
  11. Okoboji (or, Lot’s Wife)
  12. Field of Dreams
  13. Interstate 29
  14. As We Drift to the Driftless Area
19 Likes