Comical misunderstandings


I was flying back from a work trip through Nuremberg airport. The security guard pulled me out of the security queue for a pat down. Very stern. No talking. No eye contact either. Very… German.

After the arms and legs, he points towards my crotch. Sorry, what? I say I don’t understand. He points towards my crotch again. Does he want to check behind the waistband? Do I need to show him… something? I don’t understand. I say so again.

He locks eyes with me and exaggeratedly looks at my crotch. I do too. He was trying to tell me my shirt was sticking out through my fly.


Good stuff



why didnt you just whip your widge out?


Would have had to untie it from around my waist first, obviously.



last time I was at security they ran their hand along the inside the waistband of my boxers. seemed a bit over the top. he touched my pubes

is this a regular thing now? I don’t remember it ever happening before


i shave them off for this very reason

(no snagging)


Beatty’s face!


As a drunken young person on our way back from a night out, some of the people I was with decided to scale a flagpoll outside a new housing estate to steal the building company flag which was flying at the top. Despite the danger, they managed to do it and we went on our way. When we were about 50-70m away, a police car pulled up next to us, which as a person with a clean criminal record caused me to panic that shit was about to get real. The police got out and told us to stop where we were, and since I didn’t want to rub them up the wrong way, I instinctively turned towards the nearest wall, put my hands up against it and spread my legs, ready to be searched like they do on TV. As I was standing there, after a moment of silence, I heard the police burst out laughing and told me to turn round. They told us off for being idiots and made us take the flag back, but that was it. My friends, however, had a lot of fun mocking my gritty detective show perp reaction for weeks after.

  • holds a flag
  • doesn’t hold a flag

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In 1997, I fell asleep watching the General Election results on BBC1. Woke up at 5am to see the whole map was orange and thought that the Lib Dems had won with a landslide.
It was the BBC Weather


That made me laugh out loud.



we drove into leeds fest 98 unloaded our stuff, pitched the tent and then decided we fancied mcdonalds

did all that and on returning to the campsite they now had police searching all cars for drugs

they started searching the car and asked us if we had any drugs…of course being cocky youngsters we said of course we did , they are in our tent and that is in the campsite if you can find it…

anyway much fun was being had then the police man reached under the chair and pulled out a replica gun… we all froze…phil forgot he had stored his replica gun in the car, it wasn’t for the festival.

anyway the policeman disarmed it (like a real gun) confiscated it and let us on our way

oh the heady days of 1998


One of the greatest things to ever be broadcast on TV this


Never actually seen this before :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:


What the fuck is this?


You should turn this experience into a rap it would be like JayZ 99problems but much funnier


Angie Bowie found out David Bowie had died while she was in big brother. Told one of the housemates who thought she meant David gest who was also in the big brother house at the time