Fuck this shit

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Morning McGarnagle, all,

I’ve taken the correct decision to go into the office for the first time in about a fortnight. it’s really cool in here. so cool in fact in fact I’m actively excited about stepping outside later from the office, to experience the temperature difference all in one go. what a rare treat, eh?

Had some beeves with a man in a van earlier. We were side by side, approaching a roundabout where his lane cuts across a bus lane and mine veers over that - see expertly drawn diagram below the green arrow is where the van should have gone, given I was holding the right land). You know when you can just feel someone nearby is driving like they’ve going to do something stupid? Well, he did. He drove straight into my lane forcing me out to the turn right lane on the right. Never one to stand for such actions, I slammed on my windscreen washer, before slamming against my indicator, only to remember my horn is in my steering wheel. As I was already ahead of him I moved slightly further ahead of him and got back in my lane. These actions did not go down all that well with the man. Dear reader, I was honked at, before being tailgated the rest of the way to work, a route I drove test passingly carefully, ensuring he had to also adhere to all speed and lane restrictions. Eventually I turned into my office, wondering slightly whether he was going to stop following me. Thankfully, as I turned off to the left, he sped off. I am pretty sure I was being sneered at, however I’m not one to engage with people, my totally legal actions in the face of recklessness, have wound up.

Flaming office might be out of coffee. Think I’ll go home if it is. would rather melt to my sofa than fall asleep here.

oooh, I tried that carrot cake over night oats that @keith posted yesterday. they looked a bit like something I’ve narrowly avoided stepping on, on a Sunday morning pavement, but they were delicious. Interested to know what @Gnometorious makes of them.

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Also, don’t wear your jacket indoors or you won’t feel the benefit when you go outside.

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No-one could have seen it coming! :thinking:
Hope it doesn’t last all day, pal!

TD day, by which I mean moving a load of furniture round and that in this heat, whilst moaning about the heat.

I like it myself.

STOP MOANING

Van guy sounds like a right prick. There’s absolutely never any excuse for driving aggressively, and it sounds like you 100% handled this correctly. :+1:

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Off to a wedding later. No only will it be hot as fuck but there’s going to be a storm now apparently. Kill me now

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Morning everyone.

I have not opened the curtains yet, hoping to keep the heat out as much as possible. Got a 10k race to run in Durham tonight, not confident it will have cooled down much. Looking forward to lathering lots of sun cream and trying not to sweat my body away.

Quite narked that I’m working late today which means instead of walking into work in the cool morning air it’ll be at 12 in the full heat of the sun :sweat:

Well I misread this completely.

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Oh I’m that as well :wink:

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Slept like shit, mate. Quite angry.

weird weather GO AWAY

feints

Into work early to avoid the sun, leaving early to enjoy the sun. Literally nothing else of import will happen this work day, it’ll be a miracle if i don’t fall asleep in my chair

Think I’ll go to the beach today for actual since I never did on Monday, see just how bracing the sea is

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Hi! Got a few domestic things to do today, so will be sweating like a hog within minutes. Going to view a house later, then to my parents’ for pizza.

39 here today
1-0 shrewbie

Looking forward to southern rail delays this afternoon. Semi-serious question, if they painted the train tracks white, would it repel enough of the heat?

Drank too much water and drowned :cry: