COMPETITION: You could win a car!

To enter, just like this post! One lucky winner could win a Kia Sportage!

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Never

Fine, take your chances

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where’s my sportage

I could win a Carl?

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Do I have to ask the bill payer’s permission before liking the post?

No, fuck the bill payer

The “Sportage”? Hey fellas, the “Sportage”! Well la di da, Mr. Frenchman.

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Haha! Fucking cool!

Was only recently thinking about becoming a “comper”, seems like an attractive career move.

I tried it out once, spent about 20 hours on loquack or whatever its called, didn’t get anything

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Oh dear, just checked and could has now been legally made will when talking about free draws.

what’s everyone gonna do with their car if they win?
I think I’ll give mine to my beloved mother

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Just gonna torch it

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Excuse me

Legally you’ve got to give someone who likes the post a kia sportage

I will mate, have you not read the thread?

I don’t trust your italics

Warning everyone, this is a SCAM! If the car gets a flat tyre, YOU will be responsible for repairing it.

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I’ve got a friend who’s learning to drive currently after a real-life “surprise, very late-notice pregnancy” so I’ll give him the car so he can use it to drive his darling new daughter around in her little car seat