Complete this playground rhyme:

I went to a Chinese restaurant
To buy a loaf of bread bread bread
???

We can also discuss why you’d go to the Chinese restaurant to buy bread, if you like?

DynpkGc

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I don’t think I’ve heard this one before

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Have you ever bought a loaf of bread from a Chinese restaurant?

This is tickling a part of my brain that I haven’t accessed in at least 20 years. Does bread rhyme with dead?

I don’t think it rhymes.

No but I’ve bought banana fritters several times, if that helps at all.

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Early draft Nothing Compares 2 U lyrics?

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Sounds like:

A sailor went to sea sea sea
To see what he could see see see

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is this some weird ‘not on the mainland’ playground rhyme… :confused:

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What the fuck are they teaching kids on the isle

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I’m guessing it’s something about knees.

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If I went over and heard children singing this I would feel very wicker man about the whole thing

“I think there’s a royal in my knee,
and this is what they said said said”

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I feel like it should accompany rope skipping or one of those hand clap games

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I went to a Chinese restaurant
To buy a loaf of bread
Chucked it in the fucking freezer like a silly nobhead

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Whatever the correct answer is it’s going to be hideously racist isn’t it?

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the answer literally involves the line “My name is Elvis Presley” and that’s as far as I can progress this

edit: my name is Elvis Presley and my girlfriend is Leslie (or something close)

I assume it’s nonsensical which tbh the first two lines give no clue to

and then a sacrificial burning effigy… etc

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Should I buy a little like a bun
or much more like one tonne (wonton)

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