Computer game dialogue thread


#1

He’s heating up!!!


#2

snake? snake! snaaaaaakkkkkke!


#3

A Hind-D!? What’s a Russian gunship doing here?


#4

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.


#5

Let’s go bowling


#6

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ


#7

What the hell?


#8

Work you damn nag!


#9

I’m looking for sailors


#10

I am rubber, you are glue.


#11

Go home and be a family man!


#12

Electronic voice: “I will snap you like a twig”


#13

That fucking mission!


#14

Follow me.


#15

What are ya buyin’?


#16

E

A

SPORTS


#17

(it’s in the game!)


#18

All your base are belong to us


#19

Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?


#20

You fight like a dairy farmer.