Computer game dialogue thread

He’s heating up!!!

snake? snake! snaaaaaakkkkkke!

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A Hind-D!? What’s a Russian gunship doing here?

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How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

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Let’s go bowling

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ

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What the hell?

Work you damn nag!

I’m looking for sailors

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I am rubber, you are glue.

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Go home and be a family man!

Electronic voice: “I will snap you like a twig”

That fucking mission!

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Follow me.

What are ya buyin’?

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E

A

SPORTS

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(it’s in the game!)

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All your base are belong to us

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Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

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You fight like a dairy farmer.

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