Confident assertions with no grounding in reality or knowledge to back them up

This is a thread for saying them.

“I am confident that nobody I interact with on a regular basis has Vodafone as their mobile phone service provider”

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“I am confident that nobody I serve on any given day at work is of the Mormon faith”

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Great start, as I’m on Vodafone.

However, I can confidently say that “None of my friends are Tories”.

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I’d suggest that this has some grounding in reality

Wouldn’t have thought so…

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My room is minus 1 degree c

There are several LDS ‘missions’ in this country and where I live is a tourist hotspot, so you never know, as they say.

Western civilisation will end in less than fifty years

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Nobody on DiS has driven either a train or a bus for a living, save for possibly a miniature / heritage train.

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Who are you suggesting has done this?

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There are loads of fresh faced young boys in suits with ‘Elder such and such’ badges trying to convert people round our way.

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You, possibly. Maybe @Antpocalypsenow or @Scott_Chegg. I reckon there’s someone on here who’s worked at the sort of place that has a miniature/heritage railway.

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You can rule me out I’m afraid. I’m 6’6, that would be ridiculous.

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No summer job at the Paignton to Dartmouth steam railway then? You disappoint me.

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I’ve never done this.

Seems reasonable. I wasn’t even with them during any of the 7 years I worked there.

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You’d make a good heritage train driver, Antpoc

I’d happily pay to see you drive one.

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Or has been bought a driver experience day as a present…

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I am confident that no one actually enjoys the smells or experience of visiting the shop ‘Lush’

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