Confidential Shredding (poll)


Just emptied a bagful (tesco bag for life 10p size) of mine and other family members’ confidential papers in the work confidential shredding bin, is this

  • piss-take
  • not a piss-take

0 voters


piss take, but also fine.




do they get charged by the kilo d’you reckon? or number of times they have to come and empty it? how?


I sort of think if criminals are willing to do something as gross and boring as searching through my rubbish for old bills and bank statements they kinda deserve the information.


ooh you’ve just given me a great idea, could roll confidential papers into my kid’s pooey nappies in future!


I think the normal protocol is just giving them new ones but hey it’s your kid


OR make confidential origami nappies. Save yourself a fortune!


Confidential Shredding are a tape-only noise band from Manor House.


Had to do it a lot recently. Yeah fuck it, it’s a work perk, surely?


Doesn’t even rhym- oh wait.


It’s good when you’re on your notice period in a job and you can start binning literally every bit of work paperwork you have in those bins.