Controversial food eating (not preparation!) techniques. A poll thread with lots of judgement

For @kermitwormit

I eat apples and pears from the bottom to the top, including the core and anus, but leaving the stalk

  • Fine
  • Not fine

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I don’t think I eat any foods in an unusual way. Think I’m just boring now

When I was a kid I used to peel the skin off grapes with my teeth bit by bit until I was left with a bald grape to eat. But I’m eating grapes right now and I’m not doing that

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I do that occasionally. But more out of boredom than anything else

I eat the entire kiwi fruit

  • I don’t eat the skin
  • I eat the skin too because that’s where the nutrition is

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perhaps you could get a hobby to stave off some of this boredom you are experiencing?

I hold a hula hoop between my teeth and try to crack it into exactly 2 bits. Once Ive succeeded I’ll eat the rest of the packet normally

  • Fine
  • Not fine

0 voters

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Eating Spaghetti Bolognese with the sauce and pasta separate on the plate

  • fine. good even. gives you more choice re how you tackle it
  • send in the clowns

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I believe my Pringles habits are well documented elsewhere.

eating a sausage roll by removing the top half of the pastry and eating that, then eating the sausage and supporting layer of pastry together

  • brilliant!
  • no

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I’ve got a recurring nightmare about biting into a hula hoop sandwich in which they’re all orientated hole side up and they all get lodged between my teeth down to my gums then all my teeth pop out.

So not fine.

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basically eating everything individually and very rarely mixing different things on the fork

  • fine
  • not fine

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eating a cornish pasty by eating the meat part first, then the long stick of pastry handle as a treat after

  • superior tekkers
  • not good

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Standard, indeed how it was designed, no?

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Drinking a pint of milk and then eating some dry cereal afterwards

  • I love doing this!
  • I have never killed anyone

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eating a 4 stick kitkat bar by biting through all the sticks at once instead of snapping them off

  • you’re an animal
  • great stuff

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  • Sipping soup from the side of the spoon
  • Shoving in the whole spoon and slurping
  • Drink it from the bowl mate
  • I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

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drinking cold tomato soup from the can

  • fine
  • WHAT

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the answer is in the question

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this is how I imagine lottery winners and dot com billionaires eat a kit kat

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