#theovibes

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seeing how many bites you can take of an after eight before it melts all over your hands, infuriating your partner

  • that’s my Friday night sorted
  • hmmmm

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I’m a lover
I’m a fighter

I eat ice lollies in the sun

This isn’t what I’d do as a) can never have too many chips from McDonalds and b) not sure about cheese and gravy, but I’d fight to the death for my right to do the opposite of whatever fucking Lucy wants me to do.

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creme egg, in the mouth whole

  • Yes please
  • No thank you

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mashing and swirling (churning?) up ice cream into a soft creamy mess before eating

  • Mmmmm creamy
  • I don’t deserve any fun in my life

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competently eating a burrito

  • last couple of bites disintegrate all over my hands
  • yep, no problems (liar)
  • use a fork (tory)

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Crisps (particularly Pringles)

  • Suck all the flavouring off then eat the slightly soggy crisp
  • I like boring ready salted

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from the two times I’ve had burritos, I can’t wrap them properly just have to smush them into a wizened parcel and try to eat quickly.

have they changed what pringles are made of recently? they seem really shit now

magnum

  • the game is to eat all the chocolate without disturbing the ice cream
  • just bite into it
  • lick it?

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actually got recommended a fingerful of hot sauce at work once as an alternative to coffee. you need to not overdo it so you don’t just build up a mad tolerance, but for those days when you really need to go ham and youre tired and you don’t want the comedown that you can get from coffee, it’s a lifesaver.

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Not seen them since childhood but in my mind Magnums must cost about £5 each now

prefer:

  • eating alone with a book/newspaper etc
  • eating with others
  • not bothered

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If faced with a whole pizza, I’ll eat the entire crust first to get the boring bit out of the way and then I’ve got sheer unadulterated cheesy middle bit pleasure for the rest of the meal

  • get me a pizza the action
  • bit weird, whichever way you slice it

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How do you hold the remaining pizza!?

I eat anything and everything like it’s a race, even when eating alone

The concept of savouring food confuses me

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Should have made clear - this is in a restaurant, so I am eating the pizza with a knife and fork.

Eating pizza in a restaurant

  • Obama (fingers)
  • Trump (use knife and fork)

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Went out with some uni people in the first days of my course and this guy threw away the last bit of his burrito claiming that it its too much of a hassle to deal with it coming apart - not worth it.

I was not shocked when I found out he was a trust fund kid and had joined the university tory party

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