drinking cold tomato soup from the can
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this is how I imagine lottery winners and dot com billionaires eat a kit kat
Correct number of bites in which to eat a Creme Egg.
mixing your peas and ketchup together
was all about this as a child
Eating things like crackers or cornish wafers and that ilk but not swallowing, just getting loads of the chewed up mush in your mouth and just enjoying running it over your tongue and appreciating it for what it is
spreading mushy pease on the battered fish, a bit like butter
Sticking each individual chip up your bum before eating them, or something.
Pack of crisps and a sandwich
Having a bite of toast and then taking a swig of tea and introducing the two elements to each other in your mouth, letting them dance freely and deliciously
See above re: nightmare.
Undiluted squash
Sometimes make mashed potato, some scrambled eggs with rocket and feta cheese, micro some baked beans with cheese on, then mix it all together in a big bowl so itβs basically baby food.
Making yourself a slice of jam on toast and then rubbing it on your face instead of eating it
never had a pear or kiwi fruit, donβt trust them
do you drink it like you are having a shot, complete with slight grimace at the end?
Remember first having kiwi I was really impressed, felt like a brand new flavour, then I realised itβs pretty similar to strawberry, now Iβm allergic
Anything more than a sip and the acid reflux is awful, but my what a sip it is.