Cooked apple

Nothing like a bit of cooked apple :kissing fingers noises:

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would be VERY surprised if anyone disagrees

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Delicious cooked apples

Ah, New York: the Cooked Apple

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having a spot of cooked apple in my porridge right now, as it happens, and what are any of you going to do about it? Let’s find out.

I would go as far to say, without knowing who might dislike cooked apple, that they are deviant monsters that smell of cooked poo

How do you like them apples?

Cooked, please

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Them: how do you like them cooked apples?
Me: quite a lot

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Fuck

Ahhhhhhh! Suffer!

Me: What type of apple you cooking, now?
Person I’m for some reason talking to about cooking apple: A cooking apple.

Potatoes = apples of the earth

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Cooked apple

Apple’s Tim Cook

:exploding_head:

Sure you don’t just got a potato lobber in your neighbourhood?

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Ah New York, the city that never sleeps, the big potato

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Cooked applocalypsenow

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RANK COOKED FRUIT

peach >
apple >
banana >
plum >
l’orange >
pineapple >
pear

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Tomatoes