I like that there’s only 2 things, and then they’re actually both the same thing.
Not the most interesting country is it
I’d like to go to French Guiana
I’d like to go to Dutch Guiana (= Surinam)
There was a Surinamese food stall at Le Guess Who last year
I’ve seen the Surinam national team play football
French Guiana is officially a region of France. Not a country. Didn’t know that. The French can’t let go of their empire.