Coolest Surname

It’s De’Ath isn’t it

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Good sport

Ghebreyesus

Sexwhale

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Worked with someone whose surname was Rocks, which was her ex-husband’s name that she kept. Not entirely convinced it wasn’t the only reason she’d married in the first place.

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Tyler Pitlick
Miroslav Såtan

and of course

Robin Big Snake

Durant

Goldfrapp
Liquorish
Milinkovic-Savic
Vennegoor of Hesselink
Van 't Schip

Bulkhead
Largemeat
Speedchunk
Deadlift
Bigflank
Chesthair
Ironstag
Vanderhuge
McRunfast
Drinklots
Slamchest
Rockbone
Beefknob
Lampjaw
Rockgroin
Plankchest
Chunkmen
Hardpeck
Steakface
Bonemeal
Hardmeat
Slabcheek
Manmuscle
McLargeHuge

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“Bulkhead” has done me a bit

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It’s my favourite list of bro names, credit where credit is due to Mystery Science Theatre 3000 for this because it never fails to make me laugh

They’re even better with the forenames tbh

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Good friend of mine got married a few years back - his missus’ surname was Shagger and they both chose to go with his surname of Smith. Madness - why would you ever give up/turn down the surname Shagger?!? At least go double barreled 🤷

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Your friend’s name wasn’t Richard was it?

Nope…

Used to know a girl called Tanasity Slack. Simply incredible name. She changed it when she got married - gutted.

I knew a Bethan Blaze at university

And a place I worked at years ago had a regular customer called Frida Hipkiss. That’s a cool fucking name

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There was a kid in my school called Robbie Reckless

Great name

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Do you know what he’s up to now? Would be disappointed if he’s not a speedway rider or something

not even known as Robbie any more

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