Coronavirus shitposting thread

[Epimer]

Pasta chat encouraged.

[Epimer]

@anon76851889 I think I’d struggle to get a lasagna sheet in my ear but I’m willing to give it a go

[japes]

we’ve moved pasta that now

[Aggpass]

We’re pasta point of no return

[Aggpass]

Ffs.

[drspaceman]

In for a penne…

[guntrip]

Sneak preview of the Fringe

[guntrip]

Been holding this one in for like a week now, thanks @Epimer

[anon3515918]

This is so good

[Epimer]

For me it’s conchiglie > penne > fusili >>>>> tagliatelle > the rest

[Epimer]

Some try hard, probably warno, is going to “different pastas for different needs” this but we all know they’re only lying to themselves.

[Aggpass]

Have the bulk buyers cleared out all the good shit (de cecco, rummo, to a lesser extent barilla)?

This is very important!

[japes]

@guntrip

Been holding this one in for like a week now, thanks @Epimer

ironic

[anon76851889]

My precious lasagne is not going anywhere near ANYONE’s ears.

[Aggpass]

Lasagne in my ears

(to the tune of St. Anger)

[ericVI]

Can we call him by his proper name ‘otto lentils’

[Epimer]

[Ilovetoast]

the simpsons is shit

[japes]

you reckon this thread will hit 10k before the actual corona thread

[ericVI]