Coronavirus shitposting thread

Me dreaming of life after lockdown:

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Stayer Than Home

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YES

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I want to post this everywhere. Terrible things posted in social media but then also great things on social media. Settled for this one.

So much going on. None of them can sing, it’s so half arsed. Someone is listed as ex catfish and the bottle men even former Nottingham forest goalkeeper Mark crossley turns up

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Oops I missed that

I don’t blame you.

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maybe i’m naïve, but reckon they could be saying thankfully covid has a lower mortality rate than the black death, not what I guess people think they’re saying.

omfg :grinning: :grinning: :grinning: / :weary: :weary: :weary:

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It’s a matter of time before people start producing poppies with his face in the middle, isn’t it…?

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Imagine how incredible a full weekend of majors golf on the telly would be right now! :sob:

(Sorry!)

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So fucking bored of this old fella.

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We’re going to end up having to spend every Thursday evening doing patriotic bollocks at this rate - not diminishing the guy himself, he seems a bit like my grandad (also WW2 veteran, nearly 100, stubborn bastard) but seriously how much more jingo can we wedge in?

08.10pm - think about our brave boys
08.15pm - kiss a union flag
08.18pm - 2 minute silence for Winston Ruddy Churchill
08.20pm - clap for spitfires

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GAWD SAVE ARE GRASUS QWEEN

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There will be a backlash soon enough. DM front page:

CAPTAIN TOM’S PATTAYA SHAME: ROMPING TOM SPENDS STATE PENSION ON THAI TRYST

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I fucking hate this country

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