Tbf, the naff watercolour sports car/sporting equipment is the one redeeming feature

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I mean, they’re literally saying it’s a good thing rona has a lower mortality rate because it will help protect owner classes, there’s no other way to interpret it.

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Happy birthday, Captain Tom!

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:smiley::smiley::smiley: absolutely done.

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Has anyone taken that photo of trump with the lawnmower kid and replaced the kid with Captain Tom?

fucking right. I don’t get why so many people who don’t like Johnson call him by his first name, exactly like he wants us to do.

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Never going to get over this

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Had a horrible realisation recently (everyone else probably had this exact thought weeks ago), the rush to deify this Captain Tom chap plays into a narrative that the NHS is a charity that needs to be funded by donation rather than an essential service paid for through taxation.

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Yeah 100% this. Also, people should be ashamed that the NHS needs money donated by a hundred year old man trekking around his garden all day.

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:smiley:

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I also fear this Captain Tom thing (through no fault of his own) will further perpetuate the jingoistic ‘Blitz Spirit’ fetishisation of soldiering, warfare and kowtowing to the ruling class our country remains pathetically obsessed with, and the effect this has on public discourse regarding situations such as COVID-19. Stop complaining, because look at what your elders had to endure - two World Wars, remember! Look, this frail old man is still serving his country after all these years, and you lot are sniping about NHS funding, death rates, government inaction, “following the science” and other things you’ve got no bloody business knowing about anyway. We won’t get through this by asking awkward questions and demanding accountability; us officers and gentlemen are doing the best we can and know what’s good for you all, so Keep Calm and Carry On with stoic and stiff upper lips. “We’ll Meet Again”.

Apologies for the incoherence, but this stuff really fucks me off.

(This is not to denigrate Captain Tom or his achievements, nor the efforts of those who served and died so long ago).

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Don’t forget the world cup

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It’s not even his first name.

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didn’t know my gran had a mumsnet account

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exactly, call him Alexander if you like him so much

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nah she thinks he’s a right knobhead

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