There’s an album of these. Well-meaning, but JFC.
Funny how no-one picked up on it until after this went viral
so near, so spar
Only trolls meet for strolls
you will soon meet your demise if joining others for daily state-sanctioned exercise
Only dogs should go for jogs.
Only solo jog, Capitalist pig-dog
Only once round the block, or we’ll send in The Rock
Lovely stuff
(weird to have picked the photo of Diana that least looks like her though)
twice in one day? we’ll lock you away
If walks you have two Then its prison for you
Solo your constitutional If you don’t want to become institutional
stay two metres apart til death do us part
Don’t hug You fucking mug
Stay the fuck home Please
Realise I fucked this. Should’ve been
All time dogs shouldn’t go for jogs (together, unless they are cohabiting)