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There’s an album of these. Well-meaning, but JFC.

Funny how no-one picked up on it until after this went viral

so near, so spar

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Only trolls meet for strolls

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you will soon meet your demise
if joining others for daily state-sanctioned exercise

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Only dogs should go for jogs.

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Only solo jog,
Capitalist pig-dog

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Only once round the block, or we’ll send in The Rock

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Lovely stuff

(weird to have picked the photo of Diana that least looks like her though)

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twice in one day?
we’ll lock you away

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If walks you have two
Then its prison for you

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Solo your constitutional
If you don’t want to become institutional

stay two metres apart
til death do us part

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Don’t hug
You fucking mug

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Stay the fuck home
Please

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Realise I fucked this. Should’ve been

All time dogs shouldn’t go for jogs (together, unless they are cohabiting)