• you’ve noticed your Shoelace is undone and you are in public
•make it very apparent that you have noticed this problematic Shoelace by looking at it, looking back up and then looking back down again
• check behind and in front of you to see if stopping is going to be a problem
• if path is clear deviate off of current path to somewhere where you won’t be a nuisance should someone approach the path before you have finished tying
• take a knee
• double knot
• switch legs and check other shoe while you’re down there
• stand up, satisfied
• look both ways before rejoining path towards destination
• have a great day
Kneel down like some kind of chump? No, I will walk for yards, nay, miles, until I find an appropriate piece of street furniture, or low garden wall or similar, where I can lift my foot up and tie my lace.
Got some boots with them shit laces that always come undone (lol thewarn can’t tie his shoes!) and I always re-tie them in the same place - put my foot up on a decaying window ledge that is outside an abandoned house. Become a much treasured part of my morning routine tbh