#28

no?

#29

Context: thereā€™s a raffle at work for charity and the prize is a 4 person table at Cosmo + 4 soft drinks. Canā€™t think of anyone to take if I win.

#30

weird man GO AWAY?

#31

Your wife and her mum by way of apology for that meal, for a start.

#32

that was my mum actually

#33

Well thereā€™s your fourth.

#34

Honest question though, in all you can eat buffets, can you actually eat as much as you want?

#35

oh god that would be awful. my mum would be talking about how lovely it was having so much choice and such great value and my mother in law would be failing to conceal her complete scorn for the whole affair and my mum.

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#36

I used to work with a guy who once got kicked out of an all you can eat Chinese buffet for, and I quote, ā€œtaking the pissā€. His friends had to carry him.

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#37

Itā€™s a date. Live blog pls.

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#38

pcbe

#39

Thatā€™s about right. 10/10 for the decor though.
Never been to any of the others.

#40

Went to one years ago, food was very very average, but what made it good was the number of people i saw pick up, then quickly put down the plastic lobster on display.

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#41

:smiley: glorious stuff

#42

I have vivid memories of telling an ex that the chinese-indian buffet that she wanted to try, in Cleethorpes, would be fucking shite.

ā€œYou donā€™t know thatā€ she said. So we went.

Need I continue?

#43

you neednā€™t

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#45

Wedding buffets - good, cheap way of catering for a large number of guests (including the fussy cunts)

All you can eat restaurants - as expensive as a normal cheapish meal out, not as nice, always end up going silly and leaving uncomfortably full.

#47

dance the weight off later

#48

reminds me of this local news classic from a few years back - think the story went national

#49

the picture

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