#43

guys?

#44

Have you noticed the decline in banana quality as well? They are now sickly yellow, I heard a rumour a year or 2 ago of a disease ravaging them, I think it could be true.

#45

Would anyone be interested in a cracking* anecdote about King Gustav III?

#46

(*cracking is my opinion and not a guarantee)

#47

Is it any wonder I think you holiday in Sweden??

All you ever talk about mate!!!

#48

(Yes please)

#49

Well, King Gustav III believed coffee was poisonous so he conducted an experiment with two prisoners; making one drink 3 pots of tea a day and the other 3 pots of coffee a day.
He put two doctors in charge of monitoring the results, convinced that the coffee drinker would deteriorate quickly and die first.

Both doctors died before either of the prisoners.

Then Gustav was assassinated.

Finally, the tea drinker was the first of the prisoners to die - at the age of 83.

#50

Wow! And that all happened on the same day??

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#51

Anything to do with an ice dagger?

#52

I have noticed no such decline. Maybe it depends on how ripe they are when you eat them?

#53

One doctor would probably have been able to monitor both.

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#54

You guys don’t deserve my cracking anecdotes.

#55

yes literally anything

edit: ok not literally anything

I did manage to send an email today. think that’s about as constructive as I’m likely to get

#56

#57

Been reading about guitar neck shimming, so no

#58

Only good thing I’ve ever used my business cards from my old job for.

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#59

Thinking of starting to use my office time to quietly start doing an open university degree in something.

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#60

I did an hour long assessment for a job from my desk during working hours last week :ok_hand:

#61

I’d love to have a consistent excuse like that. Saying “i’m running errands” can only last for so long.

#62

Could I BE doing something more constructive from my desk?