My vote is still no because I couldn’t bare to break an instrument that way
Open it up (no tools required to get at all the strings and hammers and whatnot) and just get busy
Reckon I could get the keys off too
It’s no Groverhaus
this is such a fucking weird
Baker House is considered an architectural masterpiece.
It was designed by Alvar Aalto in 1946 and…
That piano is some tough shit
…owned by Bob Holness
I reckon I could…yesterday I saw a boy who swam faster than a shark.
no idea how easy it is to take the keys off but i imagine very easy
I think I’d try and rip the pedals off first, then I’ve got a bit of metal to hit it with. Likewise if it were a grand piano, I’d want to kick a leg off and the use it as a club.
So yes, provided I can use bits of the piano against itself.
I’d play it so God damn good it burst into flames.
Once, a pub opposite where I used to live was getting rid of an old upright piano, and it was stood outside in the street for a week or so. At 8am one day it fell (or was pushed?) over, and the sound was incredible, much better than the thunk of that piano drop video. Like a very loud and resonant mega-chord. It was wonderful, although my flatmate did not enjoy being woken by it.
Ah, it’ll be because I’m not a fan of music
Hope it lands on a passing cartoon character who ends up with a mouth of piano-key teeth
Yes, and I’ve been growing my fingernails in preparation, too.
With my hands only, no, I have no upper body strength. But my legs are really strong, I could kick it to bits