Could you do a robot's job?

Pretty sure i’d be ace at being one of those giant grabby claws that puts stuff on cars

epimer’s robo hoover - no way

that poor thing’s going to have to deal with some serious shit

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I would quite like to be @CHAIRMAN_LMAO 's NAS. I could easily handle putting on DVDs for him, and even hum popular songs

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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@ma0sm you’ve been outclassed

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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you’re ruining it

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@ma0sm fortune

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hmm @Epimer would be good for rolling d6 actually

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I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user, superpower user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 6, 9

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Fuck Off, Mate — Smee

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: No fucking chance

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:crystal_ball: :100:

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Hope you can hum in lossless compression.

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seen that video of the guy hitting a robot with a hockey stick and just generally chorving it while it completes simple tasks? I could do that. in fact that’s my dream job.

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