Could you spend a million pounds in a month and have nothing to show for it?


#1

In a Brewsters Millions style scenario. What would you do?

You can only give 5% away
You can only gamble 5%
You can’t buy anything valuable and then destroy it


#2

I’d buy a really expensive stamp then mail it.


#3

Yeah, you could buy some really, reallly expensive bottles of wine in a fancy restaurant a few nights in a row.


#4

Yeah reckon so


#5

I’d file a load of patent applications that I knew couldn’t be granted.


#6

Yeah I’d probably drink it too.

A million isn’t that much really is it.


#7

I could do it in an evening. One big party. Hire a big venue, book an expensive band, buy shitloads of beer/food, hire people to serve it, invite fuckloads of people. Probably wouldn’t even stretch to that big a party tbh. Piece of piss.


#8

—THREAD CLOSED—


#9

Not sure it counts as spending, but you could go to jura and KLF it.


#10

BORING


#11

Probably call all my friends and start a super band.


#12

Not a fan of wild parties, eh? How about I set up a penoid room just for you?

(Actually I’ll probably join you - most of the bands I like would do it for a couple of hundo and a crate of red stripe which is no good for this)


#13

Invest in stealth technology like in Ghost in the Shell

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#14

I could also start a fad business and fail it within a month, like a monthly mail order Bee delivery. Or buy the rights to the Toys R Us spokesgiraffe and turn him in to a YouTube star.


#15

Bake it into a pie and eat it.


#16

BEES?!


#17

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#18

Buy a load of Bitcoin


#19

prob spend it all on Vbucks or whatever fake currency the kids are into.


#20

The value spikes on the 29th of the month and is inexplicably worth £100mil. What do you do?!