What @colossalhorse said

charter a couple of flights. done.

I reckon I could write, produce and release a film in a month for a million clams. And just in case it accidentally becomes a success it’ll be made entirely using Disney’s intellectual property. Iron Man vs Mickey Mouse: A Star Wars Story. Fastest lawsuit ever.

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Yes

Do you think if you chartered a private jet you could visit every country in the world in a month for less than a mil?

I had a small client who put a single image of Iron Man on a promotional leaflet once. Took less than 48 hours for a proper cease and desist letter to come through from Mickey Mouse’s lawyers.

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Perfect. Make a film that can never be released. One million pounds burned. Didn’t even have to give any to stinking charity.

Brewster was a schmuck.

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not even close

depends what you mean by ‘could YOU’. If you mean ‘could SOMEBODY’ then obviously the answer is yes.

But could * I *?

No, of course not. I would buzzing about in a bugatti Veyron with my new tits and ass.

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get a self employed friend to send me an invoice for £1m for “services rendered”.

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Do you think they might have let it go if he was a bit bigger.

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Check out billy big balls here, a mil’s not enough for him!

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I too would spend it on booze and food, only I’d probably go to a nice place to drink and eat it.

Actually aren’t tickets on Branson’s spaceship of death about a million quid? And that’s definitely money down the drain.

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Pretty sure you can already get bees by mail order, unless I dreamed it, or was it just that it isn’t against the law to post bees…

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This could be done easily. Just travel, stay in fancy places, eat and drink the best food. It’s only £33,333.33 a day. Now £30,000,000 in 30 days like the film would be a little harder.

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Yes, easy

I’d probably drink, sniff and eat it away

Isn’t it so easy the 1985 remake had him have to spend 30 million dollars?

In a month, pffft I could spend that in a night.

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