#25

#blessed
#hashtag
#bae
#cinema
#lol

edit:
#SEAN!

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#26

Couples who…

…will have a genuine argument in front of you/others

  • Fucking behave yourselves (them)
  • Fucking behave yourself (Epimer)

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#27

Life hack: put a rubbish chocolate on her pillow when you get in from work. Then every night is date weekends hotelling m8!

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#28

and then charge them money to watch films on yer telly

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#29

Referring to your partner…now hear this one out…

Referring to them as mummy or daddy WHEN speaking to them in front of your children so “Mummy, insert child’s name say’s he doesn’t want to eat his dinner so i’m not sure he’ll be having pudding”

  • That’s weird just use their name
  • Absolutely fine and not weird

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#30

You’ve lost your edge.

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#31

I blame the couple in Canada who were friends with my aunty who still referred to themselves as mummy and daddy with no kids present…because they were like 70. i’m not even sure they had kids tbh

#32

pretty sure that’s the premise of my forthcoming indie horror film

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#33

Saw a couple waiting for a tube this morning who were doing little dances in front of each other. Envied them.

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#34

There is nothing wrong with this. at all.

So I voted Fuck Off Epimer.

I just wanted to let you know that it wasn’t a meaningless vote. I really meant it.

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#35

it was terrifying. We were at their cabin in the woods during a crazy thunderstorm as well. Don’t know how I walked out alive tbh

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#36

Couples who are overtly and visibly attracted to each other

  • Fuck Off (Epimer and them)
  • Fuck Off (Epimer and, to a lesser extent, zxcvbnm)

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#38

:frowning:

I’m in this habit and I BADLY need to break out of it because it’s driving mummy mad.

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#39

You mean visible bonk/wide on?

#41

Matching anything, tbh.

#42

28 years old I was

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#44

Except genitals, I’m not a bigot.

#45

just anything. ANYTHING AT ALL.

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#46

This is so the child follows your example isn’t it?

#47

Even better, those who have pushchairs and happily take up all of a wide pavement making absolutely zero attempt to get out of anyone’s way because they’re the only people in the world who matter.

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