MINI SCREWDRIVER oh i need these to tighten my sunglasses, i’ll hang on to this
few weeks later
where the fuck are those mini screwdrivers
Best bit about the cracker is the hat. Nothing else matters but that hat has to stay on from xmas dinner until bedtime or else.
Best: the one with Robert Carlyle Worst: the one where they went to The Far East
Worst: con medicine
Carlyle: L-I-V-E-R-P- DOUBLE O-L…Liverpool FC! Coltrane: CEEELTTTIIIIIICCC…CEEEEELLLLTTTTIIIICCC…
I’m lucky if it lasts until the Christmas pudding. Usually end up with it ripping
Actually has anyone ever figured out what the whole Mystery Calculator thing is? We gave up on it when the food turned up. Looks like it’s some kind of magic trick/maths puzzle
cracker hats are a nightmare if you have a shaved head
they just slide down my stupid head - not a fan
Hopefully you’ll get a mini stapler to fix this.
Wait whats the mystery calculator?
Don’t like them.
Missed a sitter there, tbh
Actually I like any of the gifts that make an annoying noise, and the tiny tape measure.
Best: I had this last year
Still looks better than Talisman.
Can’t believe you guys all weep at the slowly poisoned whales on Blue Planet II and then get excited about a totally pointless, plastic-crap waste-filled ‘tradition’
http://www.counton.org/explorer/mathsmagic/realmystery/
I was scrolling through this thread waiting for someone to say that the whole cracker thing needs to be knocked on the head.
It’s just an appalling waste of resources, a few seconds of “fun” and then more rubbish to process.
This-
