Crazy Golf is better than at least three or four olympic sports


#1

There. I’ve said it.

Ooh curling. ‘Great’.

But if I could watch people in Team GB tracksuits and visors putting into the mouth of a fibreglass dinosaur, I’d take a week off work to enjoy it.

Who’s with me? In a crazy golf sense at least*

*Yes. I am insanely bored.


#2

This is undeniably true.


#3

Summer sport, right? Bin off all the fucking horse dance nonsense. And all the running apart from whatever’s middle distance, then just divide/multiply finish times as appropriate and go from there.


#4

Winter Crazy Golf would have a seasonal/santa theme


#5

All sports are better than tennis and rugby union, so yeah, probably.


#6

The World Champs happens every year in Hastings


#7

i’m not going to west london to play golf with you, xylo!!!


#8

I would absolutely replace either of these with Crazy Golf.


#9

there’s a good one in brick lane tho!!

PLEEEAAAASE


#10

better than all the swimming ones that are slightly different lengths and allow jabronis like phelps to pad out their medal collections


#11

yes! “butterfly four hundred and… five metres”


#12

It’s better than ALL the Olympics.


#13

my word i don’t think i’ve ever felt more supported by DiS than this thread


#14

SUBTHREAD

Which countries would sweep the medals table?


#15

Crazy golf is undeniably better than actual golf.


#16

I think all the olympic events should be crazy-fied.

Crazy Shot Put where they have to launch it over a giant clown’s head at the right trajectory to ring the bell behind it, before dropping into a hole.


#17

Crazy High Jump where the bar moves up and down


#18

Crazy Relay Race where the baton is a live venomous snake


#19

Crazy hammer throw where the hammer is a shorter team-mate


#20

Got to think the Japanese would fucking wipe the floor with everyone