Crazy Golf is better than at least three or four olympic sports


#21

Crazy Fencing where you use an actual fence


#22

“right so we’ve added giant foam boards to everyone’s backs and they have to run at a giant fan.”

“and we’re all greased up right?”

“…no, it’s just the board and fan.”

nudges team mate “we’re going to walk this”


#23

Crazy marathon.

Same as the marathon but the course is made of crazy paving


#24

crazy sprint where they’re chasing after a fake motorised rabbit


#25

Crazy dressage, where you have to make the horse jump through a windmill.


#26

yes! little seesaws and shit like that. merging the krufts assault course with people in jodhpurs


#27

At the end, the horse goes down a hole and into a fake treasure chest.


#28

I’ve had this conversation with my dad, who is a keen golfer, on multiple occasions.

Golf is just Crazy Golf but with the best part removed.


#29

10m of the course is a travelator that could be going in any speed and either forwards or backwards


#30

t-rex outfit’s tiny hands fail to pass the baton


#31

i’d actually be really into full size golf, but crazy. like Tiger using a 3 Iron to try and drop the ball through a giant donut etc


#32

All clubs are chosen via an online poll. Putter to tee off etc


#33

Would be well up for replacing one of the throwing events with a nerf


#34

and then you have to race between holes on the buggies but the floor is kicked out and you have to run them like flintstones cars.


#35

your caddy is a much loved comedian also


#36

And you’re not allowed to step on the cracks or you’re disqualified.


#37

Crazy Long Jump where you have to do it backwards


#38

crazy boxing. absolutely GIANT inflatable gloves


#39

and a tiny, tiny ring


#40

YES.