Reckon we could hivemind / brainstorm a hot new conspiracy, born right here on DiS? Something to take the #socialmedia world by storm?
The Bee-Gees never existed
Coronavirus was created by puzzle manufacturers
BigJigsaw, I like it
seriously though my colleague has a conspiracy theory that we’re slowly moving into being one gender which is why men wear skinny jeans so you get tricked into thinking they’re a woman from behind and you’re like WOAH maybe i fancy men now
and that’s also why drag queens exist, to blur the lines
and drag queen make up is influencing make up in women so you don’t know if it’s a woman or a drag queen you’re into and then it’s a drag queen and you’re like woah one gender one love
Five Guys are microwaving our wildlife.
Five Guys never existed.
there are actually six guys in charge of five guys
one of them is a secret
That some old farmer up on the Yorkshire Moors is officially in charge of determining what is and isn’t cool
The moon landing was a hoot
Prince Harry’s father is me, I had an affair with Lady Diana and it resulted in her giving birth to Prince Harry
He’s also the only one who doesn’t have a beard!
Barbra Streisand’s music is at an usual pitch which means that it can only be heard by middle to upper class people within the boundary of New York state. For anyone else she simply does not exist; she is not detectable to either the ear or the eye.
Magenta isn’t real
It was invented by Big Printer to sell cartridges
Mastering is a scam and only Som Wardner knows this
The Mars landing was real
Grand Unified Theory of Earth flatness? Wo
Dhansak, Korai, Dupiaza and Bhuna are all the same sauce in restaurants.